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Friday 29 August, 2008
 14:43 | 8/Nov/2007 |  5 Comment(s)
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Who is best Tcs , Wipro OR Infosys


Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?


One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one


from TCS, went out for a walk. "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"


Why not, said the other two. The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh,


works for the best firm".


Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still. As a more


practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the


monkey stayed put. Now, comes the Infosian. Being the practical guy he was


always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it


burst out laughing at him. The other two were astonished.


So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this


monkey cry!!" So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The TCS


guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failed


again. Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and


oh! It started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder! The other two just


could not believe their eyes! So the tcs guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this


one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run".


And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it


stayed where it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the


monkey- still No go. So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the


monkey's ear. The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as


if it was scared to death! The other two surrendered.


They Said: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work for


the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they


begged him.


"Well", said the Infosian , "The first time I made it laugh, I


told I work for Infosys . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid


...so it started crying. And then I told that I was here for recruitment !!!"

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