Diary of sameer sinhahttp://sameersinha.rediffiland.com/Diary of sameer sinhaen-usWho is best Tcs , Wipro OR Infosys

Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?


One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one


from TCS, went out for a walk. "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"


Why not, said the other two. The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh,


works for the best firm".


Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still. As a more


practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the


monkey stayed put. Now, comes the Infosian. Being the practical guy he was


always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it


burst out laughing at him. The other two were astonished.


So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this


monkey cry!!" So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The TCS


guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failed


again. Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and


oh! It started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder! The other two just


could not believe their eyes! So the tcs guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this


one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run".


And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it


stayed where it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the


monkey- still No go. So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the


monkey's ear. The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as


if it was scared to death! The other two surrendered.


They Said: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work for


the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they


begged him.


"Well", said the Infosian , "The first time I made it laugh, I


told I work for Infosys . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid


...so it started crying. And then I told that I was here for recruitment !!!"


]]>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:43:05 +0530http://sameersinha.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/08/Who-is-best-Tcs-Wipro-OR.htmlMera GharYe mera ghar hi ,


Finland ka sahar hi Vaasa


Waha par hum rahate hi.


Or pata nahi kitne din reahenge.


]]>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 15:28:13 +0530http://sameersinha.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/06/Mera.htmlat last i got my baggage todayAny body travelling outside India is advised to keep all his important documents , currency and one pair of shirt pants in his hand bag. mere tarah kewal laptop as hand bag rakhane se problem ho sakata hi.
i had flight from mumbai to paris , paris to helsinki and helsinki to oslo on thurday last week and today is monday.
Helsinki ( capital of Finland) mai flight par aak ghanta bitha kar phir bola sir flight mai techinal snag hi issliye , we will arrange some other aircraft. so finally after five hours delay we got the craft and landed in oslo night 11.30. it was the most painful journey of my life. jab airport par utre to sunaai tak nahi de raha tha. and my baggage does not arrive.
i had only my laptop and fotunately my papers with me.
service counter par jane par wo that lady said ... sir your baggage is in helsinki. those people does not know where to send that back. i said how that is possible, when i have the tag saying mumbai to paris , paris to helsinki and helsinki to oslo then how come they do not know. uske kaha sir wo tag ho sakata hi mishandling mai nikal gaya hoga .............. there fore they do not know..
you lodge a complain and give us the address we will send you the moment it comes to airport ... take this morning kit ..... and sorry for inconvienience.
local train nahi chal rahi the so i spent my night in airport and in the morning i was in oslo railway station .. my friend come to pick me up.
when ever you try to ring airport ..it comes out busy and you loose your money in phone. Oslo is a very expensive city.
i purchased one pair of shirt pant ... all my eatables were there in the bag.. oor pardesh ka khana bilkul bhi acha nahi lagata hi ...
aaj jakar sham mai unhone mera bag diya hi ...chalo any way today i will have good food.

]]>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:11:49 +0530http://sameersinha.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/25/at-last-i-got-my-baggage.htmlaak country hi Finlandlast month mere liye bahut hectic tha. After coming from Geneva to Mumbai , mere tabiyat kharab ho gaye . uske baad office mai major tarah se kaam tha. we are presenting proposal to ABB Finland.
This is a project in Finland. SAP implemenation in a billion doller company you have to think many aspects. if we win the project then it will be long term , at least three years project ( and i will shift to Finland for two year , khud se bhagana hi)

Abhi mai Finland ke capital Helsanki mai hu. This country is near to north pole. and it is cold. I tell you in one year, for the three months sun never sets and for the three months sun never rise. kal subah hua raat ke 3 baje oor raat hua 12 baje. today it was raining. In summers means may , june , july , august temperature ranges from five degree to fifteen degrees and in winters the temperature goes down to -40 degree. it is amazing na. there are very less Indian here. but today i had lunch in Indian resturant. acha khana banaya tha.
Today we gave presentation to customer. we will come to know the result in two weeks. After a week of stay again tomorrow my flight is from Helsanki to Frankfurt and then from Franfurt to Mumbai.
Back in mumbai. Europe is beautiful. Every thing is standardised here. Every thing is perfact. Par apana desh to apana desh hi hota hi. par apane desh mai bhi jeene ke liye paise chayeye. Mumbai mai koi bhi flat 50 lakhs se kaam mai nahi milata hi. and how can a salaried person can effort to buy such thing. For that you need to live outside india for some years and then go back.
Yahe jindagai hi]]>Wed, 30 May 2007 18:23:59 +0530http://sameersinha.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/05/30/aak-country-hi.htmldays in Geneva1) Geneva is a small .. cool place. climate is good over here.. lots of greenary
2) There is one place where you can hang out called Geneva lake... A 400 feet foutain is there..i have attatched the photo of that. i went to most nearest place of that as possible. my friend is coming here in some days... we have a plan ki wahe par baith kar beer piya jayega
3) when i was coming from mumbai to Zurick i was the last person to board the flight . Flight waited for me for fifteen minutes.. needless to say .. daru pine mai der ho gaya tha.
4) Im living in Hotel Novotel in cornavin , mera office BIT mai hi . mere office ke pass hi UN se nahi office jaise ILO. WHO. RED CROSS hi
5) One good thing is that .. here when you are crossing the road the car will stop and let you go ...
6) yeha par sabhi log aaraam se kaam karte hi.. kisi ko koi tension nahi hi .. they leave office by three on friday and come again in office by ten on monday...
7) mai akela hi gumta hu... it is nice be alone ....
8) Here i was in the impression that there is no crime ... everyone is happy.. and everyone is well fed.. kal kaya hua ki mai geneva lake ke pass ghum raha tha .. one person came .. hugged me he was talking in french .. i was confused .. when i came back to hotel ... mera purse gabab tha..500 franks ( 17thousand rs) ke saath wiswas bhi le gaya.
9) you cannot eat the food over hear. ye log haldi , mirche . or namak to dalte hi nahi hi . fortunately mere room mai kitchen hi so i cook my own food. otherwise i would have died.
10) you can see lots of beautiful faces in tram , train . or bus. just like dolls. brown eyes, brown here .. red lips.. pinkish cheeks.. i call them CPG.( Cigratte pite gudiya)
11) aak din snow fall hua tha. it was beautiful. there is a song ... ye sajish he bundo ki .. bilkul waisa hi lag raha tha
12) there is only there english channel CNN. BBC or one more called MBC 4. that comes . rest is french. par aak din cable par chandramuki .. tamil movie of Rajnikant de raha tha.
13) yeha par bahut indian faces dikh jate hi ..
14) mere hotel ke pass hi badnaam muhalla hi... sex is legalised in swiss govenment and they pay tax also.... strange
15) abhi spring season start ho gaya hi so you can see girls sunbathing ....... understand this.
16)the langauage is french here.. jo ki bahut hard hi. anyway most of people understand english.
17) somedays back we had a discussion that why not we settle over here. phir baad mai conclusion nikala ki ... in the old age bacche hume ghar se nikal denge.... yeha ka culture bardast nahi hoga
18) yeha par payar bahut jayada hi ....... iska pradarshan road par bhi hota hi....
19) I have started watching friends in TV. that is a good serial......
]]>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 18:21:15 +0530http://sameersinha.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/04/09/days-in.htmlpardesh jakekal ki flight hi , air india ki , from mumbai international airport to Geneva.
agar koi hote to mere liye aaj gate
pardesh jake pardesiya , bhul na jana piya
aab jayoge kab aayoge , jab aayoge tab aayoge
itne din hi kaun jiya

par hum khud dil se dil ki baat kahate hi or roo lete hi

There is a song in Miraj ( Jagjit singh)
Apane marji se kaha apane safar pe hum hi , rukh hawayo ka jidhar ka hi , udahar ke hum hi )
you know , no one is happy in my family in my decision of going out, india mai kaya kami hi tumhare pass
jindagi jis direction mai le jaye chale jayo , dont think , dont think , never think ki kal kaya hoga]]>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 16:58:15 +0530http://sameersinha.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/21/pardesh.htmlgulzar saab
Certain lines i want to share that is written by him.

Mera kuch samaan tumhare pass pada hi
sawan ke kuch bhinge bhinge pal rakhe hi
aaour mere aak khat mai lipte raat pade hi
wo raat buja do mera wo samaan louta do.


aak akele chatari mai jo aadhe aadhe bhing rahe the
aadhe gile aadhe sukhe , sukha to mai le aaye the
gila man shayad bistar ke paas pada ho
wo bhijawa do

aaksou solah chand ki rate , aak tumhare kandhe ka til
gili maihande ki khusbu , jhoot mooth ke shikwe kuch
jhoot mooth ke wade bhi sab yaad kara
sab bhijwa do

the more i listen the more i find something different and something new in it.

He had said which beautifully describes my life
Kuch saye kuch parchaiya ,
kuch chaahat ke sajde
kuch bahte badlo mai rakhe hue hi,
Garajte rahe ,
barasate rahe
chand aamaan mai jade surakh ki tarah jhankata raha
, or raat kisi andhe kuye ki tarah muh khole aankte rahe,
Raste pavo tale niklte rahe ,
na ruke
na thame ,
na rooka ,
na pucha ,
jindagi kis talas mai hi.
jindagi thakne lage hi
or ye jindagi ka judwa ,
sahar ki nagi galiyo par kuch been raha hi
kuch dund raha hi

In umar se lambi sadako ko
manzil par pahuncte dekha nahi
bus daudte pherate rahate hi
humne to thaharte dekha nahi
iss ajnabhi se sahar mai jana pahachana dundta hi

din khaale khaale baratan hi or raat hi jaise andha kua
inn sune andhere aanko mai aanso ki jagah aata hi dua
jine ki wajah to koi nahi , marne ka bahana dundata hi

Nice na ]]>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:23:41 +0530http://sameersinha.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/15/gulzar.htmlresignationposting a resignation is the most difficult thing to do, when you have made friends there, but there is always someone you gives you better oppertunity and you have to take a stand.
My Dad had worked in one company for almost 35 years, and I have shifted four compney in 6 years of span. I dont know what will happen in future. I will be going to swizarland for one year probably next week ( switzerland is the best place for honeymoon and im not married, pity on me ).
Pata nahi , now i have become nonchalant to anything happening nearby or to me. I dont feel anythingl. no pleasure no pain, no sadness not happiness. Just watch and life goes by you. There was time when i had fire to live ( jiyo kush raho, pata nahi kal ho na ho ) but now nothing matters. everything is wrong and some shayar had very rightly said
Jindagi se badi saja hi nahi
Aur kaya jurm hi pata hi nahi

itne hisso mai bat gaya hu mai
mere hisse mai kuch bacha hi nahi

]]>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 14:05:16 +0530http://sameersinha.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/14/resignation.htmlhi everyonethough i do not have much interesting things to convey, ( i was always catagoriesed as a person who do lives in his own dreams) but somehow i will try to make things readable.
software professtional , targets, goals , delivery , planning these are the buzz words of my life, and i hate them, but jeena hi to karana hi.
im an core branch engineer from a very good college of india( thats what people say) . i dont consider myself as an engineer , just i have degree, working for one of the best company of india ( thats what people say) , earning one of the best the industry that offer, having always three to four offers in hand, travalled always most of the place of world and india
but still unsatisfaction unsatisfaction unsatisfaction - no one to talk to , to share it is hell my life is hell. ]]>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:03:59 +0530http://sameersinha.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/02/23/hi.html